I once was electrocuted by a power line during a tornado. I'm fine now.

Q&A Time!


Q: What’s your hometown and current residence? 

A: I’m originally from Galva, Illinois but I’ve lived in Chicago for over a decade.


Q: Family, pets or hermit? 

A: I’m a dog dad to a yellow lab named Bella and a pit bull named Boo, who at any given moment are chewing up something of value to me.


Q: Turn on? 

A: Coffee


Q: Any profession you wouldn’t attempt? 

A: Housekeeping. I have a weak stomach and they’re always first to find the body.


Q: What quote sums up your philosophy of life? 

A: “Store brand is OK, too.” — Ina Garten


Q: Cook or takeout? 

A: Takeout. Less time, less mess, less smoke damage.


Q: Favorite word? 

A: Tangentially


Q: Least favorite word? 

A: Yummy