I once was electrocuted by a power line during a tornado. I'm fine now.

Q&A Time!

 

Q: What’s your hometown and current residence? 

A: I’m originally from Galva, Illinois but I’ve lived in Chicago for over a decade.

 

Q: Family, pets or hermit? 

A: I’m a dog dad to a yellow lab named Bella and a pit bull named Boo, who at any given moment are chewing up something of value to me.

 

Q: Turn on? 

A: Coffee

 

Q: Turn off? 

A: Coffee breath

 

Q: Any profession you wouldn’t attempt? 

A: Housekeeping. I have a weak stomach and they’re always first to find the body.

 

Q: What quote sums up your philosophy of life? 

A: “Store brand is OK, too.” — Ina Garten

 

Q: Cook or takeout? 

A: Takeout! Less time, less mess, less smoke damage.

 

Q: Any pet peeves? 

A: Litter really upsets me.

 

Q: Favorite word? 

A: Tangentially