I once was electrocuted by a power line during a tornado. I'm fine now.

Q&A Time!


Q: What’s your hometown and current residence? 

A: I’m originally from Galva, Illinois but now I live in Chicago.


Q: Family, pets or hermit? 

A: I’m a dog dad to two wonderful pups: a yellow lab named Bella, who at any given moment is chewing up something of value to me, and a pit bull named Boo. It’s a very active household to say the least.


Q: Turn on? 

A: Coffee


Q: Turn off? 

A: Coffee breath


Q: Any profession you wouldn’t attempt? 

A: Housekeeping. I have a weak stomach and they’re always first to find the body.


Q: What quote sums up your philosophy of life? 

A: “Store brand is OK, too.” — Ina Garten


Q: Cook or takeout? 

A: Takeout! Less time, less mess, less smoke damage.


Q: Any pet peeves? 

A: Littering really upsets me. I’ve yelled at several litterbugs in my life, something to the effect of, “Hey, that’s not where that goes!”


Q: Favorite word? 

A: Tangentially